A bit of shit

1. Comrade we are at it again. We are being devilish. But then we are.
2. I wore pants.
3. But then wore shorts.
4. I touched men?
5. I sold hash to women.
6. I searched for heroin in Switzerland.
7. I have no nieces. They were all shot dead in the great Bhutan War.
8. Father D'Costa once told me act in a play. I declined. In my place some chimpanzee of the name Hari 'the spy from war' Durga did.
8 bits to byte. Is it??