Comrade it is time. It is time for change. Today if we can rally support we must get like minded people, blast away others and secure our future. Comrade these past few days I have been praying intensely to Mata. I hear of dark tidings happening in the land. Due to conspiracy of CIA, BJP, Sangh Parivar, Carly Fiorina and John Williams etc. etc. bad bad things have happened which has resulted in the faltering of the evangelistic crusade.
Anyway comrade today after eating some eggs I developed a strong wish for crapping on a Jaguar toiletery creation. Luckily for me I found this abominable turtle:
He/She is of unknown origin. However Mata seems to like this alarm clock like being so I too forced myself to withhold my downpourings from you know where. This thingy is a Nirvana wannabe. I reminded this blah:
"Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first
Maybe she wants some water
To put out the blow torch
blah blah ( zing zing dham dham )
Want some help
dear phart phoneybain,
i am very glad to have met you. it was my life long wish to see you blogging. so how are u enjoying life as a person who has changed identity to it? btw reviewing restaurants and star tv's oscar coverage warrants a big reward in the form of a che guevara rights manifesto. kindly take to coca leaf manufacturing.
As you can see the text smells of sugar. But I have sworn allegiance to Mata. Can't risk angering her.
Comrade good bye.
Jai Mata Teleute.